Pag ang girlfriend mo DI KAGANDAHAN: pwede na yan sa McDo, Jollibee, o kaya Chowking
Pag MAGANDA: dapat sa Friday's, Cravings, o kaya sa Shang-ri La
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: ayaw mong lapitan pag naglalakad kayo sa mall... as if u were just friends
Pag MAGANDA: halos di mo na pakawalan habang namamasyal.. may kasama pang hugs at kisses once in a while
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: "Pahinga na lang tayo this weekend. Tsaka may gimik kami ng friends ko e."
Pag MAGANDA: "Are u free this weekend? Gimik tayo with my friends."
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: ok na kahit di ka masyadong mag-dress up
Pag MAGANDA: kelangan japorms ka lagi
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: "wife material" ... in other words, free katulong in the future
Pag MAGANDA: "girlfriend material"... prinsesa in short
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: pag nagseselos sya, di ka nya pwedeng tarayan
Pag MAGANDA: pag nagseselos sya, ok lang na tarayan ka nya
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: lambingin mo lang for the first few months, mapagsasawaan mo agad
Pag MAGANDA: "I can't get enough of you, girl!"
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: treat her like she's one of the boys
Pag MAGANDA: treat her like she's the most beautiful girl u'll ever love
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: "ay, u'r sick? sige, i'll just call again later."
Pag MAGANDA: "ay, u'r sick, honey? sige, i'll just visit u later, ha?"
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: di mo malimutan yung pretty ex mo ("she was everyone's crush y'know")
Pag MAGANDA: kalimutan mo na yung pretty ex mo, you got someone better now
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: wala kang ka-agaw
Pag MAGANDA: lahat ka-agaw mo, so you have to be extra sweet to her
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: pwede mong iwanan kung saan-saan (in short, convenient)
Pag MAGANDA: dapat bantayan mo kahit saan
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: sa public places...ok lang, andyan lang sya....duh...
Pag MAGANDA: "ehem, hey, guys, she's my girlfriend, y'know. Pretty no?" sabay akbay
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: when asked why you chose her.... "pare, i love her bcoz she's really nice and she'll do everything for me"
Pag MAGANDA: "pare, do i have to answer your question? it's obvious naman na, pare e"
Pag DI KAGANDAHAN: pag na-a-attract ka sa iba... "Bat ka ba masyadong selosa? I was just looking!"
Pag MAGANDA: "Hey baby, don't be jealous na. You are prettier naman e."
The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor, "How can I relax?" The Monsignor said, "Next Sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm. He felt great! However, upon returning to the rectory, he found a note from the Monsignor: 1. Next time sip rather than gulp.
2. There are ten commandments, not twelve.
3. There are twelve disciples, not ten.
4. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
5. We do not refer to the Virgin Mary as "Mary with a cherry"
6. We do not refer to the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost as "Daddy-O, Junior, and Casper".
7. The recommended grace before meals is not, "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yeeeeaaaaaa God!"
8. David slew Goliath, but he did not kick the crap out of him.
9. Do not refer to our savior Jesus Christ and his apostles as J. C. & the Boys.
10. Last but not least, next Wednesday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
O ano itong nadarama ko?
Di ko alam kung saan tutungo.
Hinahanap kita at nang ikaw ay makita,
Ako ay tuwang-tuwa sapagkat ikaw ay nakahanda.
Kaagad akong naghubad ng walang alinlangan,
At sa iyo ay pumatong ng dahan-dahan.
Sa ibabaw mo ako ay sumigla,
Kahit anong posisyon ay aking ginawa.
Ako ay lubhang nahirapan at pinagpawisan,
Hanggang sa di katagalan ako ay nilabasan.
Ang sarap talaga kapag nakapatong sayo,
Oh mahal ko, mahal kong
Inidoro!
kala ninyo bastos ah. hehehe
